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ZZZpla* – Search upholstered beds & bedroom furniture for Sale

Bored of having to second-guess what bed is right for you? Fed up of getting it wrong? The boffins behind a new bedroom search website, ZZZpla, believe they can help. Taking their inspiration from the world of property search websites such as Zoopla, they have come up with a bed and bedroom furniture version called ZZZpla.

Matt Ress, a ZZZpla spokesperson said,

“It’s easy to find the flat or house of your dreams by inputting a few bits of information and pressing the search button, so we thought we’d translate this idea to the world of beds and bedroom furniture.”

He added,

“With ZZZpla, everyone can search for key things they’re looking for, whether that’s leather beds, divan bases with storage, or upholstered beds. Finding your dream bed or piece of bedroom furniture is just a few simple clicks away. ZZZpla users are also able to search for items such as ottoman beds and upholstered headboards too. In fact, we’re working on making sure they can search for absolutely everything bedroom-related!”

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ZZZpla is set to launch in the next few weeks, and the team are just working on the last few elements on the website. Matt Ress went on to say,

“We’re all 110% behind ZZZpla, and we think it’s going to give the sleep-deprived public just what they need.”

In a saturated market, ZZZpla hopes to point people in the right direction for their bed and bedroom furniture needs. One website with a vast range of quality mattresses, configurable divan bed bases, and luxury bedroom furniture does already exist however. It’s called Sueno, and it seems the people behind ZZZpla haven’t done their market research properly. At Sueno there’s no need to go through a middleman like ZZZpla to find those dream bedroom pieces, as they’re all here in one place.

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*spoof alert

Pronunciation: /spuːf /
INFORMAL
NOUN

1 A humorous imitation of something, typically a film or a particular genre of film, in which its characteristic features are exaggerated for comic effect.

2 A trick played on someone as a joke.